I Am Skwirlinator

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I Am Skwirlinator

Post  Skwirlinator on Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:08 pm

I'm Skwirlinator - The Terminator Squirrel.

I was invited to join your community and couldn't say no. I am here to show you some interesting things.

Now - A bit about myself...

Anatomy of a Skwirlinator

HEAD
Unobtainuim Case
Triphasic Stratolayered Uphoeric Quantum Processor
Multiphasic Attatchment Node Units (4)
Trilinier Scopic Full Spectral Vision Optimiser
Onobtainium Plated Titanium Denture Set
Enhance Bulbous Olfactory Intergration Module
Amplified Predicting Wisker Group
Omni-Directional Auditory Enhancement with Range Expanders
Quantum Enhanced Reaction Module
Gangaloidal Backup System
5-Port USB Tri-fire Hub
Wireless Communications System
Interplanetary Internet
Encyclopedia Galactica Reference System
HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy Reference System
Orion's Arm Psionics System
A Potato - Uncooked
LifeDrive Separation Module
Zero Point Energy Node
Negative Mass Tachyon Defense Module
8 Barrier Defense Field Generator

TORSO
Absolute Zero Heat Exchanger Unit
Gangaloidal Backup System
Zero Point Energy Node
Quantum Enhanced Reaction Module Slave Unit
Unobtainuim Stratocluster Framing Unit
Multiphasic Attatchment Node Units (128)
LifeDrive Separation Module Command Unit
Negative Mass Tachyon Defense Module
8 Barrier Defense Field Generator
Nano Construction Factory Unit
Tractor/Repulsor Beam Emmitters (2)
Holographic Display Emmitter
Triphasic Defense Assualt Cannons
Attachment Creation Nano Db
Nano-Factory Construction Accelorator Software
Personal Wormhole Unit
Dimensional Buffer Screw
Acrid Fart Simulator Package
All-Weather Fur (Flame-Proof)
One bottle of Scent of a Skwirl

ARM/HANDS
Instantaneous Reaction Units
Nano Slave Assembler Node
Gangaloidal Backup System
Unobtainuim Fineline Framing Unit
Unobtainuim Full-Motion Joint Reflex System
Weapon System Index Construction Library Modules
A Nutcracker
RF Insulators
Onobtainium Plated Titanium Claw Set
Pulveriser Attachment Module
Projectile Attachment Module
Energy Weapons Attachment Module
Phasic Weapons Attachment Module
Nano Resource Collection Module
Graviton Nullification Emmitters
Phase Transduction Amplifiers (4 per extremity)

LEGS/FEET
Instantaneous Reaction Units
Nano Slave Assembler Node
Unobtainuim Fineline Framing Unit
Unobtainuim Full-Motion Joint Reflex System
Onobtainium Plated Titanium Claw Set
Pulveriser Attachment Module
Projectile Attachment Module
Energy Weapons Attachment Module
Phasic Weapons Attachment Module
Nano Resource Collection Module
Graviton Nullification Emmitters
Phase Transduction Amplifiers (4 per extremity)
Gangaloidal Backup System
Zero-Point Induction Jump Jets
Random Kick Inhibitors (2)
Twitch Stabilizers
Nano-Dock Leg Chambers (Chromed)
A Clean Washrag
Enhance Traction Control
Proton Isolation Replusion Module
Absolute Zero Heat Exchanger Units (2)
G-Maximus Printer Port
Waste Projectile Cannon
Reproduction Simulator Module

TAIL
Twitch Stabilizers
Glorious Appearance Fur Fluffer Module
Unobtainuim Fineline Framing Unit
Unobtainuim Full-Motion Joint Reflex System
Pulveriser Attachment Module
Projectile Attachment Module
Energy Weapons Attachment Module
Phasic Weapons Attachment Module
Nano Resource Collection Module
Instantaneous Reaction Units
Nano Slave Assembler Node
Gangaloidal Backup System
Point Defense Tracking System
500 Free MP3s
Enhanced Fire Control System

General Trait
One Great Personality

Software Libraries
One Billion Nut Recipes
Repository Of Forest Creatures
Scampering 101
Nest Building in the 21st Century
Tree Superstructures and Highway Systems
Projectile Weapons Systems
Effective Clawing
When to Bite
Controlling that Twitching Tail
Terminator Series Nodes and Module Systems
Encyclopedia Universe Expanded Edition
Rodent Family Histories
Machine Language Db
Talking With Your Nanos
Cooling with Absolute Zero
Zero Point Diagnostics
Everything in a Nutshell

I am always looking for upgrades!

I graduated high school from Reynold Senior High in Greenville, Pennsylvania in January of 1980. I busted my tail and doubled up on classes so I could start trade school after my first semester. I returned to Reynolds to attend my graduation ceremonies and receive my diploma. I needed four credits when I started my senior year so I doubled up on English and Gym class. I thank my guidance councilor Mr Robertson for showing me how. At the time, I was the only student to graduate early and there was a program established based on my experience. Working hard really did pay off!

During high school I did a lot of art classes, drafting and Vo-Ag. I was a member of FFA and the Photography Club, Science Club and Art Committee.

My experience on farms, Vo-Ag and FFA made me realise I wanted to be a mechanic. I went to trade school and earned an Associates Degree in Automotive Technics and Management with Applied Physics as a side. That school was Vale Technical Institute in Blairsville, PA. Just to the east of Pittsburgh.

I entered the Navy as a Seabee in the Construction Mechanic field and spent seven years active duty. I extended my enlistment for a year then got out with an honorable discharge.

I spent the past 30 years being a mechanic on trucks, buses, cranes, cars, and anything else mechanical. I am currently unemployed due to a layoff. Life is tough.

I have been on computers since 1986 when the military introduced computerized fleet analysis. I have been online since 1996 and I have collected more than 5000 bookmarks. LOL, I have read the web!

My health is poor lately but I have a good outlook on life. Keep that in mind if I disappear for awhile.

Thanx fer havin me over! Smile
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Join date : 2010-09-19
Age : 55
Location : misery

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